December 24, 2024
GM

Micah Parsons, a linebacker with the Dallas Cowboys, hopes to start the season strong on Sunday at Cleveland.

Parsons placed second and third in the voting for Defensive Player of the Year in his first three years with Dallas.

So far, he’s amassed more than 40 sacks in his career. Parsons believes he’s developing a football career that will make him into a dominant force.

“The hitman, the assassin, and the murderer are there. You know, the murderer is careless. He will be apprehended. He is a murderer, you know, even though he is not particularly skilled at what he does. He is out there on the streets, you know. The hitman is with you. Perhaps the hitman will escape capture. However, you are aware of who did it. You are aware that he is probably a little cleaner. And the assassin—you most likely have no idea that he is there, even though you know he is done the job. You thus genuinely want to help him grow each time. And you know, I think I am ready to be an assassin now that I am in my fourth year,” he declared.

When the Cowboys play their season opener on Sunday afternoon, fans should get to witness more of Parsons’ assassination plot.

On FOX 4, kickoff is scheduled for shortly before 3:30 p.m.

 

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